We all know that Florida has the weirdest people in the US. So before we reached the end of the month, Florida Man March 30 will prove to you they are the wackiest people. People get bewildered by Florida Man stories; honestly, you can’t blame them. Here are some examples of those stories.
Florida Man March 30, 2019 – Beats Mama for Not Letting Him Dress His Mannequin
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. — A Southern Florida Man allegedly attacked his mother, pushed her to the ground, and beat her repeatedly because she wouldn’t dress his mannequin.
40-year-old Mikkel Danker got arrested and charged with aggravated battery and domestic strangulation. The victim is his 65-year-old mother; as stated by Boynton Beach Police in TV reports.
Neighbors called the police Monday night after hearing a disturbance from the house and saw a 73-year-old woman being chased by her son while her face is bleeding, WPTV reported.
In the victim’s statement to the police, she was doing something in the backyard when Danker came to her and asked to put some clothes on his mannequin but she refused.
So Florida man pushed his mom while she was getting back to the house and beat her with a wooden spoon multiple times as he stuffed her mouth with dumplings that caused her to breathe hard, police reported.
The mother was still alive. The victim was taken to the hospital to get her wounds stitched up, as WPTV reported.
It was never stated as to why Danker has a mannequin.
Florida Man March 30, 2019 – A Year in Jail For Trying to Toast a Bunny
SARASOTA, Fla. – What’s gotten into the head of this guy and set a poor rabbit on fire?
Florida man, Manasseh Walker, 23 years old, told the police first that it was an accident, to put Thumper, his girlfriend’s rabbit, on fire. But later on, admitted that he did it intentionally.
Nobody saw how he tried to burn it but witnesses believed that Thumper bit Walker and that pissed him off.
According to the veterinarian, Thumper’s injuries tell a different story compared to Walker’s statement.
Walker is serving a year in jail, guilty of aggravated animal cruelty.
Thumpers survived but he lost his ears to the fire and is now in the Wildlife Center of Venice.
Florida Man March 30, 2018 – Took a Break From House Arrest to Steal A Boat
ENGLEWOOD, Fla. – Florida man took an effort to take off his ankle monitor so he could steal a boat and run it aground, Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office reported.
There was a report of a stolen 23-foot boat from his home in the 2000 block of Pine Street at 7 o’clock in the morning. A witness stated that a boat that fits the description is on the sandbar near Stump Pass Marina; with a guy on it trying to take it out of the sandbar.
Sheriff’s Office deputies identified the guy as Adam Bruce Donohew, 35, suspect for the boat.
They discovered 4 more boats on Placida Road that Donohew has stolen.
Donohew got arrested and was charged with multiple counts of grand theft and violating his probation. He is still in the Charlotte County jail without bail.
Who in the world beats their mom just because she wouldn’t dress their mannequin? Or set a rabbit on fire? Stealing boats though is pretty basic Florida Man. But really those first two are pretty crazy.
Florida Man March has a lot of crazy stories to tell. If you would like to read about other wild Florida man accounts make sure to check out some of my other posts.