The Very Best Fantasy Football Team Names for 2023

I’ll be honest. I hate about 80% of these 2023 Fantasy Football team names. They’re hackneyed and played out. But for every five that I shake my head at, there’s usually one good one.

And just because I don’t like them, doesn’t mean you have to dislike them.

I’ve tried to group them into categories for easier viewing, especially if you are trying to find a name for your team this upcoming 2023 Fantasy Football Season. I’ve gone ahead and taken out all the Tom Brady-related names for example. If you won last year with a Tom Brady-related name, I recommend sticking with it. Why mess with a good thing, right? But no one should be looking to give their new team a name that is Tom Brady-related. As is the case for other recently retired players.

I personally try to make my team name a little more “personal”, i.e. something you are not going to find in even a dozen other leagues. But that also gets harder the more leagues you are in, so I won’t blame you if you want to grab any of these. I’ve also thrown a few “originals” in here and there for your consideration.

But most importantly, remember your fantasy football team name should be fun. So here is a list of potential 2023 Fantasy Football team names for you.

Funny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2023

General Football-Related Names

  • Sacks In The City
  • Show Us Your TDs!
  • Hands To The Face
  • Necessary Roughness
  • Raiders of the Lost Yards
  • Lambeau Calrissian
  • Patriot Games
  • Fourth and Drunk
  • True or False Start

Rookie Related Names

Nothing like creating a new team name based on a recently drafted rookie!

  • Abannikanda Forever
  • Bijannaise
  • Bijan With The Wind
  • Sean Tucker Must Die
  • The Bryce is Right
  • Loud and Stroud
  • Stroudy w/ A Chance of Deep Balls
  • Twos Company Threes Stroud
  • Off the Achane
  • Jamyr I Go Again
  • Mama Mia, Jamyr I Go Again
  • Boutte Shorts
  • Slappin’ the Bass
  • Mayer of Kingstown
  • Wingardium Levisosa
  • Zay My Name
  • April Showers Bring Zay Flowers
  • Wingo Was His Name-o
  • Addison in Wonderland
  • JSN Vorhees
  • Dude! You’re Getting a Dell!
  • Starsky and Hutchinson
  • Mims and Lemonade
  • Dalton Abbey
  • Kinkaid In The Shade
  • C’mon Charbie, Let’s Go Party
  • Bottles of Charbonnet

Player-Specific Fantasy Football Team Names

Think the QB position is secondary in fantasy football? Guess again. I found more QB-related names than any other position. The RBs, WRs, etc. are also present, but we’ll start with the QBs, as each of the player names below had at least three potential possibilities.


Patrick Mahomes

  • Working From Mahomes
  • Me and My Mahomies
  • Country Road, Take Mahomes
  • Mahomes Alone
  • Sherlock Mahomes
  • Welcome to Mahomes
  • Mahomes Depot
  • Mahomes, Your Home
  • Check Out the Mahomes On This Guy
  • The Lights Are On But No One’s Mahomes
  • Rollin’ with Mahomes
  • No Place Like Mahomes

Jalen Hurts

  • Love Hurts
  • The Hurts Locker
  • One Step Ahead of the Jalen
  • Van Jalen

Lamar Jackson

  • Lamarijuana
  • Lamarvel Cinematic Universe
  • Lamar You Serious?
  • Lamar the Merrier!
  • View From Lamar
  • Lights….Camera….Jackson!
  • Lamar, Mr. Jackson if You’re Nasty

Trevor Lawrence

  • I Fought TLaw and TLaw Won
  • Lawrence & Order
  • Long Arm of The Lawrence

Dak Prescott

  • Baby Got Dak
  • Dak and Better Than Ever
  • Dak and Yellow
  • Hit Me w/ Your Prescott
  • Admiral Dakbarr
  • Dak Street Boys
  • Dak to the Future
  • Unsolicited Dak Pics

Aaron Rodgers

  • Aaron It Out
  • Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
  • The Lone Rodgers
  • Armed Rodgery

Kyler Murray

  • Murray Up and Wait
  • Murray Christmas
  • Eat, Drink, and Be Murray!
  • Natural Born Kylers
  • Cobra Kyler

DeShaun Watson

  • It’s Always Darkest Before Deshaun
  • Deshaun of the Dead
  • DeShaun in 60 Seconds
  • Watson Second?
  • Elementary My Dear Watson
  • Watson, Watsoff

Tua Tagovailoa

  • Tua Legit Tua Quit
  • Tuafinity and Beyond
  • Just the Tua Us
  • Tua Be Or Not Tua Be
  • Tua Much, Tua Little, Tua Late

Jameis Winston

  • Gonna Make You Jameis
  • All I Do Is Winston
  • Almost Jameis
  • Lifestyles of the Rich and Jameis

Russell Wilson

  • Ciarra? Russel Fix-a
  • Russel Sprouts
  • Professional Russelling
  • Oh, Mr. Wilson!
  • Just the Two of Russ

Running Backs

Saquon Barkley

  • Oh Saquon You See
  • My Barkley is Louder Than My Bite
  • Quon Solo
  • All Barkley, All Bite
  • Saquon for the Team
  • Barkleying up the Wrong Tree
  • King Quon
  • Watch What You Saquon
  • Saquontum Leap
  • Help me Obi-Quon
  • Saquon Deez Balls

Ezekiel Elliott

  • Hide and Zeke
  • Zeke and Destroy
  • A Real Zeke Show
  • Zeke and Ye Shall Find
  • Zeke Squad
  • A Zeke Outlook
  • Zeke of Nature

Leonard Fournette

  • Little Red Fournette
  • Forgive and Fournette
  • Fournette Me Nots

Chuba Hubbard

  • ChubbaWhumpa
  • Chubba-licious
  • Rubba Chubb Chubb

Alvin Kamara

  • Kamara Chameleon
  • Smile, You’re on Kamara
  • Lights, Kamara, Action
  • Kamara Shy
  • Instant Kamara
  • The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds
  • Toyota Kamara

Joe Mixon

  • Mixon Match
  • Mixon It Up
  • Ice Cream w/ All The Mixons
  • Mixon Mixoff

Wide Receivers

Amari Cooper

  • Amari 2600
  • That Amari!
  • Too Late to Say Amari
  • Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper

Adam Thielen

  • Can’t Fight This Thielen
  • Hooked on a Thielen
  • More Than A Thielen
  • Can’t Stop This Thielen
  • I Gotta Thielen
  • Thielen Like Makin’ Love

AFC North WRs

  • Null and Boyd
  • Boydz II Men
  • Slim Pickens
  • Bateman and Dobbins
  • Diontae’s Inferno

Jerry Jeudy

  • Judge Jeudy
  • Call of Jeudy
  • Jeudy, Jeudy, Jeudy
  • Jeudy Calls
  • Punch ‘n Jeudy

Cooper Kupp

  • My Kupp Runneth Over
  • The Kuppets
  • Kupp And At Em
  • Kupp Yours
  • Red Solo Kupp
  • Kupp of Knowledge

Amon-Ra St. Brown

  • Amon on a Mission
  • No Amon No Cry
  • Amon to Please
  • Amon For All Seasons

Tight Ends

  • Too Kittle Too Late
  • Kittles n Bits
  • Kittle Big Town
  • Say Hello To My Kittle Friend
  • Fant Touch This
  • Just a Fant-To-See
  • Hockenson Loogies
  • Hurst So Good
  • School of Dawson Knox
  • Ain’t No Waller-Back Girl
  • How I Kmet Your Mother
  • Kmet The Frog
  • Pitts and Giggles
  • Dem de Pitts!
  • Pitts of Dez Ware

30+ More Player Related Names I Was Too Lazy To Categorize

  • Conner Among Thieves
  • Fresh Prince of Helaire
  • Pollard Greens
  • Pop It, Lockett, Drop It
  • The Moore the Merrier
  • Charknado
  • One for the Mooney
  • Friends and Etiennemies
  • Josh Jacobs Ladder
  • Got My JuJu Back
  • Thank Evans!
  • White Pickett Fence
  • Ridder Me This
  • Olave Garden
  • London Calling
  • Nissan Dotson
  • Jahan Solo
  • The Wan’Dale Chooses The Wizard
  • Hey Darnold!
  • Hot Chubb Time Machine
  • Hamler Time
  • Kenyan Stop Me From Scoring?
  • Bad Mother Tucker
  • You Play to Godwin the Game
  • Can You Diggs It?
  • Knockin’ on Evans Door
  • Stairway to Evans
  • Bad JuJu
  • All About That Bosa
  • Stafford Infection
  • What Can Brown Do For You?
  • Jones-ing For A Win
  • Allen The Family
  • The Adams Family
  • Dalvin & the Chipmunks
  • Hot Lockett
  • Dude, Where’s My Carr?
  • Yo Belichick Yo Self
  • Super Mario-ta
  • Nuthin’ But a Jimmy G Thang
  • Kissing Cousins
  • We’re Allen this Together
  • Turn Goff the Lights
  • My Ball Zach Ertz
  • Brown Bagging It
  • Carr-dee B
  • Up to Noah Good
  • From Wentz You Came

Got a few funny fantasy football team names of your own? Drop them in the comments below. For more great rankings and analysis, make sure to check out our 2023 Fantasy Football Draft Kit!

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— Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann) May 6, 2023

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